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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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hey, ice cream is pretty damn important.

I gotta keep it real, I'd probably do the same thing. I'm such a little kid at heart lol

I'd probably be the one to do that! But I'd make sure that I come back with an icecream for my boyfriend as well :)

ohioain 18

He's too young for you bro

StinkingThing 10

Haha, nice! Don't worry though. I've never been able to catch an ice cream truck and get ice cream off of one, so I probably would have done the same thing. Why do the go so freakin' fast?! They go like 35+ mph! Seriously though, I can't blame your boyfriend. Ice cream is awesome. Getting it from a speeding truck makes it all that much better.

Haha your bf sounds like the ultimate troll:)

ICE. CREAM. But LOL see the pic

You should be glad to have him. If I were him, I would've done the same thing.

He's gonna get killed by Laughing Jack in his sleep tonight.

sordsister 1

You kind miss deserve candy and the whole internet for making my day!