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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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that's kind of adorable

LMFAO, that's so cute! (:

mrbuddy 0

You should keep a man who loves ice cream more than naked making out. He won't cheat ever if there is ice cream around :) Besides, making out naked sounds like an after sex activity. If it was after sex, definately could use some ice cream. Get over yourself, Ice Cream is greater than you, or me, or any other joe in the world.

I guess you werent good enough

mrtatulas 0

Oh my God! I love ice cream trucks!

Epiphany1882 0

hmmm.... dont be mad cuz u didnt get his push-pop. (;

Scorponok 0

Is your boyfriend in elementary school?

I don't blame him at all! You can make out 24/7 but the ice cream man isn't there all day!

You shouldn't be dating a 6 year old.

haha thats something my boyfriend would do bf running to the icecream truck FTW!