soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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ConSeannery 0
he left cause he's bored. just getting naked and making out doesn't excite a lot of guys, esp when they've seen it before. we're not just total horndogs like the movies make us out to be. get proactive, suck his dick and make sure he knows you love it. show a lot more reaction to what he does to you that you like. lick his balls. get into it, stop lying there
AwesomeCakePie 0
Sex < Icecream
rick_in_ak 0
That would be me, **** clothes
Stupidstupidrat 0
Are you dating a seven year-old?
were_giraffe 2
well you can always use the ice cream for some fun...
Serajwl 3
That definitely sounds like something I would do... my boyfriend would probably get a kick out of it, though haha.
kt20 0
Where I live there's a truck that plays pop goes the weasel but it sells crack. I'm just saying. =)
Sarcian 0
Sounds like a jerk to me. Dump his ass. lol. if you were just making out, that's one thing.
srslydude 0
hey, hey, hey... can i has your boyfran?
BrannFYR 0
Even though this isn't a FML, it is still utterly HILARIOUS!!!