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iLike2Teabag 27
Good thing it not only covers, but eliminates odours.
hoopfrog 14
Mm that fresh scent
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sydneysays 15
How didn't you notice!
ahippienamedrae 10
It's definitely time to have a talk about hygiene.
shepp626 11
The single best way to guarantee she never gives you a BJ! real smart
weveallbeenthere 30
unless you haven't seen him or been close to him, I don't see how you wouldn't notice that.
booyons 8
If he is using the Brazilian carnival scent, that's just fun for everyone.
brandoneyez1 25
I recommend the fresh scent. Lol
mbuck87 19
Ugh FYL if you've tried to give him a ******* lately. Nasty!
hduebdo 14
Wouldn't his hair be super greasy
mosquito19 14
how do you not noticed the sworn of flies following his crotch area?
teevthoj 9
And the good news is. U can't smell that he haven't showered because he just that fresh