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Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

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idonthaveauserna_fml 2

OP here- It's a long distance relationship, he told me over Skype. I can confirm that he HAS had a (long) shower now.

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Good thing it not only covers, but eliminates odours.

hoopfrog 14

Mm that fresh scent

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Comments (117)

Haydes 15

*Cleveland voice* Oh that's nasty

laalaleslie 13

I'm less concerned about the smell, than the layer of dirt that's likely accumulated on his skin.

EmpireCityRay 13

It's all good, for Xmas she can buy him a huge loofah sponge, lmao

hannahgreely 14

he has probably been too occupied with thoughts of you awww

mangoboy1 19

why are there so many profiles on here with blue lines showing that it's male but the pics are girls?

countryb_cth 38

@62 that just means they didn't put their gender on the profile, and I guess the FML team just use male as the default.

annarcheer 19

Hahaha u never noticed.?

EmpireCityRay 13

OP's fml post alone shows the level of intelligence she has and lacks. Did you honestly expect her to monitor her boyfriend's length in the bathroom?! lol

bearstyle22 11

Hopefully it's the one that gets 99% bacteria.

Mii99 16

He should be on those Febreeze commercials

rekkas 16

I mean, if he was able to get away with that then I guess febreeze is good stuff!

prettyinpinkxoxo 9

What refreshing news!

diving_fml 30

you should have known about three days in, not a month!!