Work: Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's...

By mypelvishurts - 23/02/2013 07:32 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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By Shitty genes, no two ways about it. - 27/04/2013 00:21 - Australia - Perth

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

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ollie179 21

Saturday 23 February 2013 12:13

This better be on youtube!

ocramavaf 15

Saturday 23 February 2013 12:14

just laugh it off op at the rate these Harlem shake videos are popping up on the web your company's will just be another grain of sand in the desert and consider the pelvic thrusting an endurance exercise for when you get to sleep with your bosses wife.

Comments

Demoklit 3

Sunday 24 February 2013 23:14

What's a Harlem Shake?

whY402Jay 12

Monday 25 February 2013 0:48

Harlem Shake is so stupid. If anyone knows anything, it came from Bad Boy and is NOTHING like the ridiculous internet fad it has become today.

realcreative 5

Monday 25 February 2013 5:00

Harlem shake was originally a song by Baauer. It was not intended to be background noise for an idiot "dance".

linjizzy 6

Monday 25 February 2013 5:39

You go girl!!!! ;)

Lunasis 14

Monday 25 February 2013 6:05

what the hell.. on one hand, it's just a harmless moment you'll look back on later and say WTF to, but with that being said that is by no means, reason to fire you. have a little chat with your boss about something called wrongful termination and see if you get a raise