Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me to resign within the month, or he'll fire me and give me a bad reference. I talked to him about it again later on, this time with my phone recording everything, so I could take the proof to HR. I guess he knew, because he acted like he had no idea what I was talking about. FML
Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
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briidontgive_ 0
why did he record it ?
j4gerb0mblitz 6
he's telling you to hang yourself since you recorded that a year ago
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Comments (72)
thewife5 19
if she was hired knowing all phone conversations.. or certain rooms had recorders built in.. she so deserves it. should have saved that conversation for after work:/ I highly doubt the boyfriend recorded it.
Emrysa 1
That's an astounding leap of logic. And even if it were plausible, it's convenient that the company kept those audio files for over a year, without comment, until the jilted boyfriend decided to go in and have the company find the exact date and time on an audio recording made a year prior. I honestly find it way more likely that he had a personal recording and is just a major tool.
Daviddwd 0
what r u waiting 4? it's been a yr.
theonlysweetpea 10
Your boss is stupid. Just quit. You don't wanna work there anyway.
seventothanine 5
Maybe it's implying that her ex recorded the convo and used it as revenge?
turtle_brigade 0
people on here sure are acting high and mighty. as if none of you have ever disliked your jobs before. jackasses.
justamexican 2
wow, he was planning revenge since a year before you guys broke up. he's an evil genius!
Emrysa 1
Tell your boss that the recording is a year old, and was said off the record while you were having a bad day, you apologize, and that you find it way more unprofessional that your ex-boyfriend was recording your conversations without your consent and using them in and unethical attempt to get you fired for breaking up with him.
SummerSnowflake 0
Sucks
bri_bri11 0
is stalking you ? ..
maddie2015 0
eff your life. seriously.