Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss told me to resign within the month, or he'll fire me and give me a bad reference. I talked to him about it again later on, this time with my phone recording everything, so I could take the proof to HR. I guess he knew, because he acted like he had no idea what I was talking about. FML
Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
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briidontgive_ 0
why did he record it ?
j4gerb0mblitz 6
he's telling you to hang yourself since you recorded that a year ago
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Comments (72)
Blueglasscup 18
Why the hell did they tape it?
Mirorbo 27
Am I the only one who thinks OP's Boss is upset that she didn't actually hang herself and that's the only reason they're bringing it up?
ViciousFoxes 0
That is what I think too.
AliSama 17
recording private conversations without concent is against most state laws. If done across states it is a federal crime. You can sue him. If this is real.
MandaOSU 1
Actually only 12 states prohibit recording without the consent of the other party, hardly a majority.
brokenhelix 4
I'm pretty sure every phone call is recorded at that company and all the employees know it. my company does the same thing and all my employees know that all of their calls are being recorded. it's a priceless tool that helps protect my company and the customers from false claims, among other things.
kaleighiscool 0
Lol; karma is a bitch.
geeksaresexy 18
This isn't karma
CrAzYyEt 8
yes it was her ex boyfriend.
greantea 0
just to let everyone know, in the real world "just suing" someone is a complicated & expensive procedure. it doesn't work like that unless that job was worth a lot of money.
MandaOSU 1
Exactly!! Unless you go to small claims court (which has a maximum of $5000 or less, depending on the state) it is super expensive, time consuming, etc. Everyone thinks they are a law expert, lol...
Michigan_Girl 0
He bitched at you for something that happened a year ago? What a jerk.
DearLar 0
your now ex boss too . (;
toddlesscott 0
he's waiting. LOLJKJKJK DON'T HANG YOURSELF.
IMveryHUNGRY 3
time to take the rope out..
Sukismama 2
Yeah u had that one coming, you're lucky all he did was bitch you out. Also suicide is no joke.