Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, my boss called me while I was working from home to bitch me out over being away from my computer for 49 minutes, when my lunch break is only 45 minutes, thus wasting another 13 minutes. My boss is known for spending hours online gaming from home during work hours. FML
Today, my boss told me I can't use the computer for entertainment. This coming from the same person who spends hours at a time every day on Facebook and other similar websites. I'm also not allowed to sit down while using the computer, which I use about half of the day. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
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Kiki242 19
Hypocrites are everywhere.
boxbrandon11 20
Send him a notification to play FarmVille!
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Comments (66)
mkcherry 14
There's a huge difference between boss and owner. If you own the business or are the general manager you can essentially do what you want, but you shouldn't be a two faced asshole all the same. If you're just the "boss" as in supervisor you still have the same rules as everyone else and can be reported to someone higher up. This one of the reasons I'll never work for someone else ever again, I don't like reporting to lazy hypocrites.
unknownfml1122 2
**** his wife...
khaled_almu 13
Not your business to see what she was doing
yzzami 17
So many people here seem oblivious to the fact that many companies and businesses have a facebook page as a means of advertising their product or service
stiffster 5
well it's common sense. If your boss is around look busy even if your not, that's how you keep your job. When you sit in his chair then you can have it your way
tellsz 4
i bet you he was seeing you online on facebook.. sometimes bosses check to see what your up to
poopface82 25
Guess what? YDI for browsing on company time. He's the boss; what he says goes, and he can do as he pleases with you. That's the rules. Live with them.
macc55 2
Don't compare yourself to a boss. A boss has a lot less restrictions than you... Dummy.
CzarLaval 9
Dont be afraid to confront them and if they threaten you with your job go to there superior because that pretty damn unprofessional.
im_kevin 6
Get a virtual machine running Kali Linux and reroute the DNS so Facebook.com takes him to a **** site :D