Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML
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hellolaina 18
OP here. This happened a few years ago. She's like 28 and has loose wires in her brain. I ended up quitting that job. Not because of her. I haven't seen her since.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Welshite 40
Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.
gracehi 33
It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.
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termitanor 3
you hot AF that's why she wants it
JasonLegend00 2
So, it wasn't today.
Pixiewolfe 46
I hope she doesn't work in surgery. You can smell burnt human skin when they cut certain parts open (I studied nursing and had to help in the operation theatre)