Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML
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hellolaina 18
OP here. This happened a few years ago. She's like 28 and has loose wires in her brain. I ended up quitting that job. Not because of her. I haven't seen her since.
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Welshite 40
Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.
gracehi 33
It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.
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Comments (29)
zhumba 2
She obviously wants to get you all hot and sweaty. What was your reply??
Unenunciable 14
You're *sizzling like a snail* ... :D
interesting33 37
that sounds like a threat to me
Saikon1357 25
Alert HR, she needs to get help
Wishe 17
Um... that needs to be reported.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Thats so creepy, I opened the comments just to see what others have to say.
hellolaina 18
OP here. This happened a few years ago. She's like 28 and has loose wires in her brain. I ended up quitting that job. Not because of her. I haven't seen her since.
TxAsMaD3 19
Well did she ever get to hear it sizzle or nah?
ragnarok1540 39
Reminds me of when I used to play The Sims. I would delete the door just as I commanded my Sim to light fireworks indoors ... just so I could watch him/her burn!!! Maybe I should meet your coworker, I'm sure we'd get along famously.
squinch 16
That's ******* creepy, dude.
Liyara 8
You'd get on like a house on fire...
Andrewx8 12
I oddly agree with her.
DeadRob 13
I had to read that a couple times...I was in shock...that is umm interesting.