Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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sababa1 0
I know lots of people with the same case. In fact, my best friend's aunt is a year younger than him
mintcha 0
And this affects you how? Get the hell over it...
stoobo 0
I have an aunt 9 years younger then me but her mother is a Phillopino mail-order bride which is a lil different
myang12 0
and what's wrong with this? I'm an aunt also and I have a lot of nieces and nephews older than me.. get over it.. good grief
Dancr824 0
I'm way confused why u posted this as a fml... like in no way is their anything wrong with that... sure little wierd but nothings wrong with you life!
lilmsgoodgoody 0
Yet again, HOW IS THIS AN FML?!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!! Do these people know what FML even stands for?
RisaChan_fml 0
ahahahahahaaaaa ONLY IN ALABAMA :P you know your a redneck jedi knight if darth vador says luke i am your father and your uncle
rell55555 0
why u mad granpa getin it in
Paige_Nicole10 0
that is really creepy.. unless your grandfather is george strait..
GingerNinja 18
Blame viagra. and how does this affect your life directly?