Kids: Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick...

By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Misbah Akhtar - 21/11/2020 12:59 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my 6 year-old brought me a card. On it was a turd belonging to my 4 year-old son. She got excited and grossed out, and threw it on the rug. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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By will - 14/08/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By sayroshi - 30/06/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML

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When you gotta go…

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML

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AholeCop 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:47

Catapoop? Trebushit?......sorry

foshizzle82 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:45

That's okay, think of it as compost.

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nerdsagent1 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:57

Classy.

hollywoodt1ts 15

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:01

othat's ******* hilarious. I hope your neighbors stepped in it too

TwoCentsibleGuy 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:49

Congratulations! It's an engineer!

stiggy196 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:51

Smart kid

Eedeea 7

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:10

Related to the honey boo boo clan?

ShannonBitt 29

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:20

At least you don't have to clean it up

Abbie_s 2

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:33

Would have been worse if they were doing gardening at that point in time:P

dani3l8 0

Thursday 11 October 2012 2:58

lol

KS101 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 3:13

That's more of a win

Psychology_13 8

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:40

cut out the middle man, and just poop in the neighbord yard.

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