Kids: Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick... - FML

By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Misbah Akhtar - 21/11/2020 12:59 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my 6 year-old brought me a card. On it was a turd belonging to my 4 year-old son. She got excited and grossed out, and threw it on the rug. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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By will - 14/08/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By sayroshi - 30/06/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML

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When you gotta go…

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML

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AholeCop 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:47

Catapoop? Trebushit?......sorry

foshizzle82 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:45

That's okay, think of it as compost.

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thandidavis 17

Wednesday 10 October 2012 20:17

And you Watched this all happen? Lol!

AZD0526 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:25

what a beast

ryanaero 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:29

Ha! I laughed really hard at this one

YoshiMike13 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:32

this is the funniest FML I have read in a while!!! XD

379_fml 11

Thursday 11 October 2012 6:10

Agreed

vero559 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:04

Lol at least u didn't have to clean it

dancingcutie1029 2

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:06

Ydi for not keeping a close watch on your own child.

tenfiftynine 12

Thursday 11 October 2012 4:41

You can't watch your kids every second. OP could of been doing something quick and their child did it then. You can assume they were not watching the kid.

Dhvanil1204 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:20

He sure knows how to dispose of "unwanted things"

coolbrony12 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:29

F your neighbors life!

sugoine 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:48

Well, if your neighbor's a douche, then way to go, kiddo!!!!!

bach2121 13

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:48

Cute.

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