Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
Jess_Mc22 4
I'm sorry OP, but that's so funny!
AnyoVinyl 7
Put it down.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
And this is my current generation. This is the reason why I can't live on this planet
MissLily_fml 4
I'm not sure which is worst...Forgetting which way is left or the darn "YOLO" at the end followed with a lol ...God!!! Someone please take her license away...for good.
rian4sadler 1
I have panic attacks because of my crash...
aik 14
you have failed as a parent.
fantasyworld 39
Ban her from driving.
RexRocks 7
Yolo does not apply to Buddhists and Hindus
LyricaSilvan 30
So...I'm guessing she didn't survive to see her 19th birthday, with that level of stupidity.
lilfox67 13
Lol don't have any more kids bud