Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
GMD
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
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infamoushack 10
Time to have "the talk" with her I guess.
tomhofer 14
If you don't take time to explain it, they won't understand
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Comments (153)
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Did u have the talk?
swedeNix 13
Maybe its just a conversationstarter?
xgetxbentx 13
Sounds like she probably just blurted something out because she has questions and is ready for "the talk", or a more in depth version if you've already had it. She's 15, a LOT of girls her age are sexually active and she's probably curious if she isn't yet.
Ziggy122 15
Explain to her that she's alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom.
ScarletBloom 14
She is yearning to piak piak with you.
ashhxoxo 14
Soo..you do go all the way? ;)
football98_fml 20
triple facepalm
ambitiousnygrl 17
Maybe it was a round-about way of her asking if she was adopted?
IStoleTheCookies 16
I find it all quite refreshing that your daughter may not know about the birds and the bees. Leave her be, let her young mind continue to see the world through innocent eyes for a few more years :)
TechFire 25
Or, more likely, cause her to have unprotected sex out of curiosity and she ends up pregnant. She's 15. She has to know this.
IStoleTheCookies 16
Yeah, that is more likely unfortunately :(
rivaraven 35
I never got 'the talk' and I even figured out how gay sex works. But maybe she needs to be told.