Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
GMD
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
alealovespurple
Canada
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Bear
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Top comments
infamoushack 10
Time to have "the talk" with her I guess.
tomhofer 14
If you don't take time to explain it, they won't understand
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Comments (153)
FMLbutYDI 17
You should've said no and that she was adopted.
badluckdawson 19
The stupid it burns!
caligirllife 11
I'm guessing they don't have mandatory health/sex-Ed classes in schools over there
Kozmotis 8
Tell her No and get her really freaked out.
sassy2085 16
All teenagers do not want to know there parents have had sex at any time.
simoncat 11
Yep. Like the others have stated, time for "the talk." But, Please add in a huge dose of love, kindness, acceptance and self- esteem enrichment, so she won't be like the countless others who seek to find love and acceptance in the arms of 'some boy.'
klovemachine 24
doesn't matter had sex?!? :O
hehejustme 5
Well at least you know she not having sex, maybe a moron - yes
stoych 19
I think I would be buying myself a nice, shiny new car with that college fund then.... Pretty certain she won't be using it!
xXNerrrdXx 16
Actually you shouldnt be so sad, in this time having a 15years old with no idea is better than having a 15years old pregnant ,so good parenting OP!
IStoleTheCookies 16
I agree! It's rather refreshing.
RedPillSucks 33
The unfortunate part of having no idea is being easily susceptible to someone who doesn't care and is irresponsible. There are plenty of pregnant girls out there who had no idea what they were doing would get them pregnant. It's sad, really.