Love: Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives...

By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By annonn - 24/03/2016 11:11 - Brunei Darussalam - Bandar Seri Begawan

Today, I found out that people know when you're screenshooting their snaps on Snapchat, by the guy I have a crush on, asking me why I keep doing it. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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Inspired22 11

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:06

That's awkward. It sucks that you got caught. Remember his privacy, though! You wouldn't want someone watching you when you're alone!

J0HNYR0773N 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:07

ew u ****** creeper

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druggs 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:46

fuckiiinnngggg weirddddd

Ivy_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:54

great FML, creeper. hehe I do that too, I take my binoculars and look at all the neighbors :P I know like all there schedules now, as in when they eat dinner and stuff.

MetallicPunk 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:03

Screw that guy! Do you know what I would do to have girls watch me from rooftops through my window while I played guitar, piano, or drums?!

Carribu 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:18

Today, I decided to work out. Just an innocent work out in the comfort of my own home. 5 minutes into my work out, I look out the window only to see two girls looking back at me with binoculars. On the roof of a house. FML

maverick21703 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:25

I agree with #7. Try like a bush. maybe invest in some camouflage, face paint and non-reflective binocular lenses. ;p

kellster 2

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:27

If you were working out and two guys were sitting on a roof across the street watching you through binoculars, you'd absolutely think they were stalkerish creeps. It's not a double-standard, dear. You just got caught being a stalkerish creep. Congrats.

Darenator 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:43

that's not creepy at all

chocolates 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:49

LMAO. YDI.

shadowprometheus 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:34

lol, I would have called the cops on you

kaykay317 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:46

hahaha your a creepy bitch i could see the dude's FML Today, i was working out minding my own business the weird plump chick from across the street got on her roof and watched me with binoculars. FML