Miscellaneous: Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As...

By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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Monday 14 November 2011 1:10

*waits for somebody to say that's a shitty situation*

flockz 19

Monday 14 November 2011 1:11

sorry but they probably don't have an app for cleaning shit stains off your phone.

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capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 15 November 2011 4:35

Installed a new crapplication on your phone today, eh?

fanalee 10

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:53

Is there an app for that??

whiteguy12 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:02

so did u type with it

4ugu4 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:15

Well that's a shitty shituation.

xDistant 13

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:33

Oh my god, that's horrible lol

blovasz 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 11:30

Shit happens

elabuwa 6

Tuesday 15 November 2011 12:27

hahahaha. this is hilarious. Shit situation indeed

Donniehw 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 2:09

Looks like you in "new phone territory now"...

Donniehw 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 2:11

I mean your* not you... Excuse my bad grammar...

rainbowdrive 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:34

Seriously? Every day? Damn homie

dog_lovers98 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:42

Wow I didn't know there was a but wiping app.. There really is an app for everything

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