Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
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Top comments
DasHaas 9
NEVER put stuff on the roof of your car. (Yeah, I learned the hard way as well)
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Give me a brake! I'm tired of things like this! You auto know better than to leave your phone there, OP! You can't a Ford to break phones like that! Find a company that will cell you a good protection plan at least.
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Comments (78)
sokrkay9 1
I did that but never found the phone.........
mn_shr 22
I hate when that happens!
laurens123 6
There was a little invention called pockets?
swtlldrms 9
Yes because everything has pockets right? -_-
NoFlippinWai 24
because they are points that have already been discussed. Read. Then Post. And you are getting buried for asking dumb questions.
BVBfan 10
Everyone has those days but I'm sorry you had to forget it on top of your car.
AlexiAwesome 10
You should probably call som- oh... never mind
swtlldrms 9
I laughed at this and put YDI, I shouldn't have laughed, my 14yr old son put mine on the roof of the car hours later instead of in it like he was told while I juggled a baby and paperwork from his doctor. As my husband pulled away he couldn't remember where it was but said it was in the car and he "thought" he tossed it in the baby's seat, so I called it on my husband's phone and told him it sounded like it was outside and to stop until we found it, he laughed it off and kept going. When he turned the corner my son yelled as we heard it fly off the car that it was "bouncing on the road". My husband finally stopped, thank goodness the Otter Box saved it and there is not a scratch on it. I just got this phone a month ago, for free, because of endless screw ups and over billing by our carrier, I would have been pissed if I would have had to of signed a contract to get another one, ours just expired.
4kickin 8
that is why we have pockets
sighawkward 6
It's like that episode of Scrubs where Elliot leaves the drinks on the top of the car.. Hilarious!
Alikia96 20
Haha, lets see how many thumb downs I get...