Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML
Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML
Today, I finished an exam in physics class. It counts for 40% of our grade. As I handed my paper in to my teacher, she said to the whole class while talking about me, "You did this wrong; this isn't how you do it." FML
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML
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HandsomeRatch 20
Sooo, why did she wait for the end of the school year to correct you?
Lizza330 28
It's not your fault. She should've corrected you.
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Comments (131)
tinydoll21306 0
Don't feel to bad some people name there kids really dumb names if its anything like these famous idiots are nameing there kids common apple? Ipod! These people are namein there kids this crap!
smileyface79 7
Well I know how that feels, she probably wated to tell you because she felt bad correcting you or so many people already pronounce it incorrectly that she either no longer cared or got used to it.
NailQueen2 7
See I would have said something the first time you misprounoced it
Arrawyn 12
What is her name?
newmaster95 2
Is that you Mr. Malley?
bagelpie 6
What is her name?
Suzumebachi 5
Wow. Whatever though, don't even worry! It's her fault for not telling you!
lilysmiles143 0
nnot your fault!
TheFatUnicorns 3
Well it doesn't matter, really, because if she truly cared, she would have corrected you way earlier. And it's not like (probably) she DID correct you before and you just forgot/didn't notice, because you seem decently attentive from your wording.fAns if it mattered, it would be her fault.
puddingface94 3
Yeah, she should have told you...