Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Classic prank
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Too late
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Misjudged
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML
Thanks!
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Smells like…
Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
Such a rush
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
For crying out loud
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
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goliatron 9
You definitely deserve it, you poopyface.
3dollarbill 0
Swing and a miss. And then a hit.
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amiemariej 0
this is not an FML, you're an asshole
geeksaresexy 18
And this is why in the UK, Under section 3 of the Road Traffic Act 1988, driving through a puddle to target pedestrians is a criminal offence.
meso222 8
Its against the law in canada to drive within 3 feet of the curb unless its a tight roadway... Lucky F*ck shoulda been arrested for reckless endangerment. Never underestimate stupid F*cks like this one.
rozieslothinator 0
karmas a bitch...but in this case you are
AdobeAlf 2
I hope you got injured and you get arrested for being such a ********! what if she was your mum?
benhean 0
what a dick head. why would you wanna do such a thing? you totally deserve it.
disgraceUK 0
********
missautumndawnn_fml 0
daaang too bad it failed. maybe next time it wont. ;) nothing wrong with trying to have a little fun
CateXOX 0
I'm embarrassed to be on the face of this Earth with you.
sematariux 7
puddle 1 dumbass -2 lol
eftup 9
lol well deserved ****-o!
snade 0
I bet the lady had it all set up. lawl