Love: Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to... - FML

By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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NGM_47 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:05

That is like the stupidest thing to say out loud...

Raegron 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:08

Although I laughed quite hard at this FML, it really sucks he didn't pick you up. Haha, this stuff happens in comedies, you'd say, but nooo :D

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girandwogpig 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:58

Lol I think it's what they use at night....

such_a_bella 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:38

At least you married someone with a humor :P

Me27 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:39

I love those kinds of things that make events memorable. I would have died laughing.

Nak14 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:48

did you still marry him?? and you don't "SAY" at the top of your lungs, more like scream

angel19893 2

Monday 3 August 2009 7:59

Aww thats terrible :(

gildedmuse 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:03

I always see this sort of "geeky boyfriend/husband? FMLs and part of me thinks they're just a little romantic. Should this have happened to me, I expect that I would roll my eyes at this but would also feel way less awkward than just sitting there in silence. You obviously are less strange than I am, though, so I'm sorry for your goofy husband. Maybe he was just equally nervous? People say/do silly things when they're nervous.

Roxas_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:11

Your husband spends too much time on the internet. I hope you still married him. Humor is a good thing to have in a relationship.

xXlolololXx 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:14

Wife= FAIL Husband= WIN You maddame fail so much it is very well immenent.

RemembertheTime_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:39

LOL! Your husband= EPIC WIN

ethanmonroe 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:41

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