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Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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That is like the stupidest thing to say out loud...

Although I laughed quite hard at this FML, it really sucks he didn't pick you up. Haha, this stuff happens in comedies, you'd say, but nooo :D

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girandwogpig 0

Lol I think it's what they use at night....

At least you married someone with a humor :P

I love those kinds of things that make events memorable. I would have died laughing.

did you still marry him?? and you don't "SAY" at the top of your lungs, more like scream

Aww thats terrible :(

I always see this sort of "geeky boyfriend/husband? FMLs and part of me thinks they're just a little romantic. Should this have happened to me, I expect that I would roll my eyes at this but would also feel way less awkward than just sitting there in silence. You obviously are less strange than I am, though, so I'm sorry for your goofy husband. Maybe he was just equally nervous? People say/do silly things when they're nervous.

Roxas_fml 0

Your husband spends too much time on the internet. I hope you still married him. Humor is a good thing to have in a relationship.

Wife= FAIL Husband= WIN You maddame fail so much it is very well immenent.

RemembertheTime_fml 0

LOL! Your husband= EPIC WIN

ethanmonroe 0

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