Micawber
Denmark
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Milly
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
Anonymous
Hanoi, Vietnam
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
pale-suzie
Copenhagen, Denmark
Today, I was fired over the phone, losing my only source of income. When asked if I was okay, I explained that although I understood why, I was a little peeved they'd chosen my birthday to deliver the message. My - now former - boss then sang "Happy Birthday" to me in its entirety. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
Friends and family
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
carboncoach
Egypt
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Broke girl
United States
Happy birthday!
Today, I told my friends that I’d cover dinner for my birthday. Five minutes later, my bank app hit me with a low-balance alert. Everyone had already picked their orders. FML
Ondskansgris
Sweden
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Well, either your account was too low or you did something else to get your account closed. They're just doing their job.
sweet_candy_ 17
Happy Birthday and that sucks :(
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Comments (60)
eatingpizza99 0
Hope your day was fantastic!
Mr_Darkside 5
Well what can I say... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! XD
emomarzy 0
well happy birthday... think of it this way too jut by doing this u get hundreds of ppl saying happy birthday ^^
ohmek 0
XRONIA POLA!!!
spiderwolf 0
GAWSH why does everything have to be you, you, you?!
jameisme 0
happy birthday ^.^
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#24, Good work. I laughed for a long time reading that!
yuggi1 11
Oh wow. What part of a birthday do you prefer? When they wish you luck? Or when they spend money on you? You are so selfish, nobody wanted to hang with you because all you can think about is yourself. Oh, and the whole account closed biz- your fault!
xxochristineox 3
congrats!! it's my birthday today too!!
Mbanana 0
I'm so sorry. That's so lonely. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! I really mean it. You can even have my birthday wish.