Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lover_of_life 8
How was the apple pie?
grlwitperlEring 0
You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (171)
krogerwater 0
Today was my dad's birthday and i wasn't home all day and then i came home and shit and plugged the toilet up and flooded it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD
jpearce1411 0
How is getting a free apple pie on your birthday a bad day?
DeathShad0 1
I don't do anything special on my birthdays. So...where's the Fml...?
Dee100 0
My parents never remember my birthday. I'm 17 as well. No big deal. Chill out :D
capthavoc123 0
That sucks if true, but I doubt it is. You see, mothers tend to remember the date on which they pushed a massive object out of their ******. It's the sort of pain that leaves a distinct impression on the mind.
anonymsspermdonr 0
not n fml for the reason that op got a free ap pie. u say fml i say happy birthday
anonacs 0
On my girlfriends birthday a month ago all of her friends canceled the dinner. When I called her brother to confirm while we were at the restaraunt when everyone said no, he said her dad commited suicide. She has 5 siblings. Think your life is ****** still?
shelbcz 0
I know, right? She must be extremely busy to forget that.
loserboii 11
better tht than nothing?
bananamanama 0
So remind your mom or remember to bring it up beforehand next year...or maybe just tell her instead of being so self-pitying? And...don't you have other friends? If not...you could always enjoy your day by yourself. Relax, pamper yourself.