By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14
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Shitting, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

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buckdharma 36
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Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

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SoSickWithIt 14
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Shitting, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

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Cian_1 28
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That could end dangerously. He could triple himself! :P

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iammeorami 25

op might be posting another FML soon......

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klovemachine 24

I wonder how many FML's have been submitted while sitting on the throne :-O

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Sounds like a blumpkin waiting to happen.

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xblair 11

Time to get a new air freshener!

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oj101 33

They should do away with them. Air freshers are chemical laden - better to get an air purifier and have an organic essential oil to sprinkle around the room, or simply put the extractor fan on.

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0RedPenguin0 8
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The good news is that both rooms smell incredibly fresh :)

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wholikesbacon 9
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Some people might think of that as a good thing. Surprisingly enough.

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ddlovatolover 23
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As far as I know, guys can't piss while having an erection, so FYL op, that must be truly terrible. EDIT: This was meant to be posted as a comment, but I must have accidentally hit 'reply'.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27
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If men flat out couldn't piss with an erection there wouldn't be an entire sub-genre of porn that involved men pissing while screwing somebody. It's my understanding that pissing with an erection can be difficult but it is not impossible.

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ericcrash 13
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35. how else is a guy going to get rid of morning wood?

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dbss11 3

35 You just have to bend forward a bit and it'll work; It's not too hard.

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TheElBurrrito 21

something's hard...

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anythingmustbe 18
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What a shitty situa... *Headshot*

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SoSickWithIt 14
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I personally would've had the trigger pulled after "What a-".

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MrClean17 15

If it really bothers you, it's only about three dollars for a new air freshener

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botanistjessica 24
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Listen to this guy. After all, he is Mr. Clean.

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lovelyohhmee 8
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$3.00 where do you get air fresheners from?

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buckdharma 36
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Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I'm outside and it starts to rain and I JIZZ.... In, my pants.

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SillyGirl4602 23
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Who are you telling to shut up?

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BunchieRules 31

It's possible 9 was replying to 5's horrible comment, and something went wrong on their end. I'm going to give him/her the benefit of the doubt, as I don't see why any commenter would directly address OP in that manner.

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4dycegrl 3
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why cant he say shut up?

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Eluveitie 9
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Shut up, 52.

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karlcolt45 19
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some people would find a middle man to cut out somewhere in there

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TheElBurrrito 21

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say his penis would be the middle man in this situation. Not sure abut you, but I don't want to cut out my penis...

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dontpanic_fml 32

The powers of association are overactive in this one...

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