FML : Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go...

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thefriedman - / Tuesday 12 February 2013 04:59 / United States - Perris

Intimacy

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By SoSickWithIt | 14

#5364818 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:34

Shitting, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

By buckdharma | 35

#5364836 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:52

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

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By SoSickWithIt | 14

#5364818 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:34

Shitting, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

Cian_1 | 28

#5364856 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 12:14

That could end dangerously. He could triple himself! :P

iammeorami | 25

#5364892 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 13:02

op might be posting another FML soon......

klovemachine | 24

#5365113 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 17:20

I wonder how many FML's have been submitted while sitting on the throne :-O

asnakelovinbabe | 16

#5365165 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 17:57

Sounds like a blumpkin waiting to happen.

By xblair | 11

#5364819 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:35

Time to get a new air freshener!

oj101 | 33

#5364915 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 13:48

They should do away with them. Air freshers are chemical laden - better to get an air purifier and have an organic essential oil to sprinkle around the room, or simply put the extractor fan on.

By 0RedPenguin0 | 8

#5364824 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:41

The good news is that both rooms smell incredibly fresh :)

By wholikesbacon | 9

#5364825 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:42

Some people might think of that as a good thing. Surprisingly enough.

ddlovatolover | 23

#5364989 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 15:38

As far as I know, guys can't piss while having an erection, so FYL op, that must be truly terrible.

EDIT: This was meant to be posted as a comment, but I must have accidentally hit 'reply'.

ChibiChibi_fml | 24

#5365345 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 20:51

If men flat out couldn't piss with an erection there wouldn't be an entire sub-genre of porn that involved men pissing while screwing somebody. It's my understanding that pissing with an erection can be difficult but it is not impossible.

ericcrash | 13

#5365545 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 23:30

35. how else is a guy going to get rid of morning wood?

dbss11 | 3

#5365813 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 2:56

35
You just have to bend forward a bit and it'll work; It's not too hard.

TheElBurrrito | 21

#5368746 - Friday 15 February 2013 12:54

something's hard...

By anythingmustbe | 18

#5364828 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:43

What a shitty situa... *Headshot*

SoSickWithIt | 14

#5364833 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:49

I personally would've had the trigger pulled after "What a-".

By MrClean17 | 15

#5364829 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:45

If it really bothers you, it's only about three dollars for a new air freshener

botanistjessica | 24

#5365429 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 22:13

Listen to this guy. After all, he is Mr. Clean.

lovelyohhmee | 8

#5366401 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 14:57

$3.00 where do you get air fresheners from?

By buckdharma | 35

#5364836 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:52

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

asnakelovinbabe | 16

#5365169 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 18:00

I'm outside and it starts to rain and I JIZZ.... In, my pants.

By Token780 | 3

#5364838 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:54

Shut up

SillyGirl4602 | 23

#5364876 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 12:42

Who are you telling to shut up?

BunchieRules | 31

#5364963 - Tuesday 12 February 2013 14:55

It's possible 9 was replying to 5's horrible comment, and something went wrong on their end. I'm going to give him/her the benefit of the doubt, as I don't see why any commenter would directly address OP in that manner.