By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 435
You deserved it 8 644

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Shitting, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

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Shitting, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

That could end dangerously. He could triple himself! :P

op might be posting another FML soon......

I wonder how many FML's have been submitted while sitting on the throne :-O

Sounds like a blumpkin waiting to happen.

Time to get a new air freshener!

They should do away with them. Air freshers are chemical laden - better to get an air purifier and have an organic essential oil to sprinkle around the room, or simply put the extractor fan on.

The good news is that both rooms smell incredibly fresh :)

Some people might think of that as a good thing. Surprisingly enough.

As far as I know, guys can't piss while having an erection, so FYL op, that must be truly terrible. EDIT: This was meant to be posted as a comment, but I must have accidentally hit 'reply'.

If men flat out couldn't piss with an erection there wouldn't be an entire sub-genre of porn that involved men pissing while screwing somebody. It's my understanding that pissing with an erection can be difficult but it is not impossible.

35. how else is a guy going to get rid of morning wood?

35 You just have to bend forward a bit and it'll work; It's not too hard.

something's hard...

What a shitty situa... *Headshot*

I personally would've had the trigger pulled after "What a-".

If it really bothers you, it's only about three dollars for a new air freshener

Listen to this guy. After all, he is Mr. Clean.

$3.00 where do you get air fresheners from?

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

I'm outside and it starts to rain and I JIZZ.... In, my pants.

Who are you telling to shut up?

It's possible 9 was replying to 5's horrible comment, and something went wrong on their end. I'm going to give him/her the benefit of the doubt, as I don't see why any commenter would directly address OP in that manner.

why cant he say shut up?

Shut up, 52.

some people would find a middle man to cut out somewhere in there

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say his penis would be the middle man in this situation. Not sure abut you, but I don't want to cut out my penis...

The powers of association are overactive in this one...