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By thefriedman - United States - Perris
  Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
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  oj101  |  33

They should do away with them. Air freshers are chemical laden - better to get an air purifier and have an organic essential oil to sprinkle around the room, or simply put the extractor fan on.

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  ddlovatolover  |  23

As far as I know, guys can't piss while having an erection, so FYL op, that must be truly terrible.

EDIT: This was meant to be posted as a comment, but I must have accidentally hit 'reply'.

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  ChibiChibi_fml  |  27

If men flat out couldn't piss with an erection there wouldn't be an entire sub-genre of porn that involved men pissing while screwing somebody. It's my understanding that pissing with an erection can be difficult but it is not impossible.

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  BunchieRules  |  31

It's possible 9 was replying to 5's horrible comment, and something went wrong on their end. I'm going to give him/her the benefit of the doubt, as I don't see why any commenter would directly address OP in that manner.

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