Miscellaneous: Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations...

By mudy247 - 27/04/2017 20:00

Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML

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By what - 16/02/2023 22:00

Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML

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By Fiona the Deceived - 30/05/2018 19:00

Today, I found out that my birth date was entered incorrectly, and I’ve been believing that I am a year older than I really am. I’m actually 14, not 15. How did this happen? Both my parents and the doctor got the year of my birth wrong. FML

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By sam - 15/05/2021 00:01

Today, same as always, I still have to take a moment to distinguish between right and left. I’m 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Niles

Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML

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By Romina - 12/03/2022 14:00

Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML

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By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2022 06:00 - Singapore

Today, I realized my brain has degraded so fucking much when I could only do one math question over the span of 24 hours. FML

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By Alex - 07/03/2012 00:34 - United States

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

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By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2015 17:50 - India - Bangalore

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

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Bloodknight 22

Thursday 27 April 2017 20:01

Is that not something you've kept track of over the years?

rodfergie 18

Thursday 27 April 2017 20:02

The older you get, the harder it is to figure out how old you are. I feel you.

Comments

RogueWolfNoise 5

Friday 28 April 2017 19:17

I've had a ridiculously hard time remembering how old I am since I was 15. So glad I'm not the only one

misanthropic_one 3

Friday 28 April 2017 20:14

Same. Then it's like, "is it actually the year I think it is?"

sharond23 10

Tuesday 9 January 2018 16:29

you sound like a real smart one.

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Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

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