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By Raptorcake - 15/08/2016 12:50 - Australia - Calwell

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

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By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML

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By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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You deserved it 882

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By cheap - 18/06/2014 13:42 - France - Toulouse

Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By Not a day over 35 - 18/06/2013 13:06 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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By ButYTho - 06/11/2022 01:00 - Spain

Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML

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You deserved it 253

By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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Rykers 18

Tuesday 16 August 2016 10:15

Sell them for $5 each, buy yourself a massive bottle of vodka. Happy Birthday!

deathstroke990 22

Tuesday 16 August 2016 10:33

hey free fire starters

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Shade1982 20

Tuesday 16 August 2016 16:42

To those of you pressing 'YDI', you are monsters, nobody deserves this kind of torture. I'm sure the Geneva Convention has something to say about it...

TheLawIsHere 23

Wednesday 17 August 2016 1:06

It's under the treatment of prisoners section

ZaiopePerSe 15

Thursday 18 August 2016 11:30

nah, just being in the presence of them is acceptable. making OP watch all of them would be enough to set off a nuclear war over

azzholio 7

Tuesday 16 August 2016 16:45

Well now you have 34 dvds you can exchange for movies you like.

Lepidop 18

Tuesday 16 August 2016 17:01

Wow even I don't have 34 Friends who would give me a birthday present. At least you can sell them! :D

linzfinz337 22

Tuesday 16 August 2016 18:04

Hell I'm just impressed you have 34 friends. I don't even know that many people.

TheHcwalker 20

Tuesday 16 August 2016 19:13

So, just sell them

readingrachel 9

Tuesday 16 August 2016 19:17

How old /are/ you? And is this 2008

donb23 23

Tuesday 16 August 2016 20:43

Okay so you have 34 friends stop rubbing it for those of us who don't. Thirty four copies of Twilight is 34 too many. Give them to Goodwill.

howxvery 22

Tuesday 16 August 2016 21:01

at least you have 34 friends! that's pretty impressive

knee0ne 6

Tuesday 16 August 2016 21:52

You have 34 close friends?! Nah. Your life is fine.

KingHyp3 13

Tuesday 16 August 2016 22:41

At least you have friends OP

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