Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
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Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
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Top comments
Cian_1 28
Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)
Wizardo 34
Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)
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Comments (21)
Tannasgh 22
Imodium
Unenunciable 14
In cases like this: Eat a lot of bananas, that'll stop the diarrhea. Also bring a change of clothes and underwear just in case.
Malsain_fml 10
In a certain way you've been lucky. The same thing could have happened the day of your exams.
howdmynosego 12
Change your contact name to a girl, Then call him
Le_ponderer 14
Last night's Tacos... they'll get you every time!
ashyash90 8
I would have called a parent or a close friend and have them get you something from the pharmacy for it! Hope your big day wasn't completely sh*tty!!! (Sorry terrible pun)
alaskanessy 8
Ever hear of Imodium? How about Lomotil? Or Pepto? Or Kaopectate?
andrmac 25
Imodium will make you dizzy, so unless you plan to stay home it's not a good idea for a graduation falling asleep or just falling on the stage and looking like a brain dead cow in all the pictures is not a great way to remember the day.
WhiteMercury 3
I had the flu for my grad & prom, I feel your pain.