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Ackbar · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

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Today, I fell out of the shower. It was still on. Bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet. It wasn't flushed. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Dallas, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Fair enough

Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML

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