Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my history teacher why Woodrow Wilson would not have called the Great War "World War 1" as she constantly claims. I was sent to the office for my insubordination. FML
Today, I was once again berated by an idiotic parent. I’ve been called a filthy liberal, a groomer, and had my job threatened several times. All of this because I was teaching second graders about pronouns. You know, the part of English grammar that replaces a noun. Nothing political at all. FML
Today, my teacher called me "stupid and ignorant" for referring to myself as Asian. I'm from Pakistan. Pakistan is in Asia. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
Today, I was called to solve a problem question at the start of a lecture. I stupidly went up to the board before telling the lecturer in front of 300+ students that I had no Idea what he had been doing the whole week. The lecturer made a sneery comment about why some of us are blockheads. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
I'm sure he was a man.
kiki1705 20
lol what? but...he is a "he"...we dont have to always call him by name...not just him but anyone...or am i missing something here?
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uzumakinurto 13
ok folks let's keep it simple if you have a twig and berries I'm calling you "he" and "sir" if you have a ****** I'm calling you "she" and "ma'am". regardless of what you feel like or identify as you were born male or female. a duck is a duck and a swan is a swan..I can identify as an oak tree till the cows come home. I'm still going to be a human man..
uzumakinurto 13
if by intersex you mean they were born with both male and female sex organs that is a different case they could have surgery later in life along with hormone therapy if they one to choose one or the other or their parents my decide for them while they are still young. my comment was towards the OP Seeing as Joseph stallin. was most certainly a man .
brianna1494 27
"regardless of what you feel like or identify as you were born male or female." So you're basically saying "who gives a shit about what you're comfortable with, I'm ignoring you and being a dick by calling you something you're not".
unapologetic 8
Go **** yourself. -a transman every bit as deserving of basic respect as you
uzumakinurto 13
Sorry just because society comes up with fancy words for people who like to play dress up an pretend they are something they are not and I chose not to follow it does not make me an asshole.
uzumakinurto 13
wrong..I am a man I have all the require physical and genetic components that make me a man. even if I felt like I was anything truth is I'm a man. if I felt like a women to bad so sad I'm a man not a women..you can pick what car you drive however you can't pick your gender at least at birth..and even if someone feels like a women does not make it so. the fact the have to have a part of their anatomy removed and go through hormone therapy and plastic surgery proves this. If they really were a women they would not have to do all that to become one..so if you have a penis and identify as a women you are still a man and the reverse no matter how much a women identifies as a man she is still a women no matter what surgeries or other alterations their body goes through. I can strap a rocket to my ass it does not make me a spaceship..
pocketpixie90 6
Now I have to think about Stalin in drag.
mswim 27
.... That is pretty bad. Reminds me of my friends college. After a student committed suicide they told people not to talk about it because it could "trigger people" and they wanted those people to be safe.
uzumakinurto 13
in high school I had a teacher who was a Vietnam veteran. if there was a loud noise. like say a heavy book hitting the floor he would jump and his hand would go to his side like he was reaching for a fire arm. that's a trigger. these college kids need to put there big kid undies on and act like adults. yes suicide is tragic and I completely agree it should not be discussed all willy nilly out of respect for the deceased, but really uncomfortable subjects will be talked about in college..it's the adult world now.
rockydify 22
This needs a follow up!
Furcorn_57 17
FYL. He is a he.
kingshelly 24
This gender shit is getting out of control.
HeroSpence 7
this is why I hate this generation
Greekpower14 3
welp, society has gone to shit with this pronoun game, honestly imo your either he, she, or it. Nothing else exists because some people decide they arnt human. of course I'mma get a lot of crap for this comment. but whatever, I have free speech and an opinion.
Spoopyscary13 4
Well he's a guy so...
just_killin_time 14
"a russian tsar like Stalin" ....smh. Really hope you're joking. Otherwise: WIKIPEDIA.