Love: Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention...

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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writtenmusic 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

i'm sure he noticed you

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:10

how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.

Comments

Meisuruler 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:15

this is not an FML. So you fell? Big deal.

greeatgamerr5 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:53

You got his attention all right. Good job (:

NightlyChecker 6

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:53

Well, atleast you got his attention !

stargazur 9

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:50

I guess you got his attention

BenTaz 7

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:09

Mission was still accomplished.

Badluck4111 5

Wednesday 30 May 2012 5:33

Oh well things happen?

zepher93 7

Friday 2 November 2012 6:06

Well you got his attention alright. Kudos.

adrienne127 6

Monday 28 January 2013 4:21

At least you got his attention :)

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 14 November 2013 1:07

I think you definitely attracted his attention... but ydi

FemskyD 26

Friday 6 December 2013 19:05

Ahaa pore you but Thats hilarious!!

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