Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
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Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
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writtenmusic 3
i'm sure he noticed you
maskedman 9
how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.
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Comments (96)
Frank155 5
Wow
buttshapedfruit 0
lmfao!!! hahaha well, I'm pretty sure that got his attention huh? :D
gritz3 0
haha. that's halarious!
inmyroom 1
wow i actually got hard off of this.
dbjb40 0
Fail >:)
tina_xox 0
heyy, look at the bright side atleast u got his attention :)
Luvin_life_17 0
L0L real attention grabber hahaha
Xninasaurusrex 0
...slowly?
SirRender 0
The Bright Side: Now you have a conversation starter, He may even remember your name, or at least your face.
rawrimapenguin 0
why would you want to slowly sit down to get attention...? that sounds stupid.... just say hi :)