Love: Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention...

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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Felt cute, may delete myself later

By Dragon - 04/04/2023 12:00

Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 18:05 - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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Cool moves

By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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writtenmusic 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

i'm sure he noticed you

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:10

how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.

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Frank155 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:58

Wow

buttshapedfruit 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:06

lmfao!!! hahaha well, I'm pretty sure that got his attention huh? :D

gritz3 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:56

haha. that's halarious!

inmyroom 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:22

wow i actually got hard off of this.

dbjb40 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:41

Fail >:)

tina_xox 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:46

heyy, look at the bright side atleast u got his attention :)

Luvin_life_17 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:55

L0L real attention grabber hahaha

Xninasaurusrex 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:10

...slowly?

SirRender 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:42

The Bright Side: Now you have a conversation starter, He may even remember your name, or at least your face.

rawrimapenguin 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:03

why would you want to slowly sit down to get attention...? that sounds stupid.... just say hi :)

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Same thing different taste

Felt cute, may delete myself later

Smooth

Cool moves

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