Miscellaneous: Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish... - FML

By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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Just dependa things

By Elis - 01/03/2009 08:49 - United States

Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML

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By art_major - 25/05/2011 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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Sewing project

By peppergirl - 30/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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By deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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OochenSnoochen 15

Tuesday 12 April 2011 16:09

shoulda flashed him and said you wish.

abceasyas123abc 12

Tuesday 12 April 2011 16:12

Study hard and prove him/her wrong. Success is the best revenge, OP!

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anjtrg_1112 23

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:44

You're taking SPANISH, of course you're not getting into Stanford. None of my friends that took Spanish got in, and they all had over a 4.0. I got in, but I took German (:

abrainiac13 6

Friday 23 December 2011 9:52

So... She didn't say it in Spanish?

GMitcher95 5

Tuesday 22 May 2012 23:14

Pleeease. He is a Spanish teacher. Who the hell is he?

santi98 3

Wednesday 13 June 2012 1:48

You should have told him/her "chinga tu madre puta!" go f*ck itself biotch. what kind of teacher says that?

GMitcher95 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:08

Ha

graveprotecter 18

Monday 25 May 2015 6:09

Why is it that almost every Spanish teacher is like that? Like every one that I have met goes out of their way to insult their students.

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