Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
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Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, I saw a my neighbor being mugged on the street. I wanted to help, so I tried to yank her purse from the mugger's hands. I guess my neighbor didn't see me clearly, because she thought I was another mugger and kicked my directly in the Hacky Sacks. FML
Today, my grandmother and I got mugged. As I stood there paralyzed with fear, she grabbed the mugger from behind as he escaped, and gave him a suplex, knocking him out. Then, as if nothing happened, she dusted herself, picked up our things, held my hand, and said, "Come on baby, let's get you a clean pair of shorts." FML
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
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graceinsheepwear 34
Sounds like you've been scammed.
sassy2085 16
Have you not learnt by reading FML the elderly are not to be trusted. :$
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Comments (116)
oporiginalposter 2
You've been swindled and pinched You've been tricked by business
Sarahpond115 0
Hey at least you know you're a really good person, it sucks that happened but what a kind thing to do, offer your own money to help somebody else. That's so sweet and I think you are an inspiration for other people, wow, I'm really quite impressed :)
yukiokashi 12
it's a scam XD
Vaati_fml 20
I hate the the fact that nowadays, no good deed goes unpunished.
sinekt 9
What happened is that you need to learn to mind your own business. If you're not directly involved, just ignore it, or simply call 911.
Skofnung 4
You're a terrible person. Thought you should know.
cl4ptp 18
You got mugged, that's what happened
imnotanybody 2
dammit you beat me to it, and exactly a year later too
themetalstickman 19
I believe you've been had.
StickyPickles 33
I'm going to go with ydi as you should have grabbed the nearest large object to strike said mugger with. . That would have been help.
18rhunt 16
You got played, son
Xkillz302 10
I once saw 2 guys struggling to take an old lady purse so I ran to help is safe to say between the 3 of us got the purse