Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
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Top comments
rs89 20
You should thank God that caressing your hair is all you got.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Fell asleep single, woke up on a date. Sounds like a great day to me.
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Comments (80)
buddy51 23
Hair-carassing? i don't think so....Sounds like he was basking in the pleasure of his post-molestation afterglow!
ILoveMyArm 15
You surly know how to make a girl feel better.
buddy51 23
I surly do!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Fell asleep single, woke up on a date. Sounds like a great day to me.
carecow 16
Prehaps he tried to keep you from snoring.
Amranih 20
I'm sure u looked peaceful ;)
ImAFaker 29
And I'm sure he looked creepy
FindingYujin 26
A lot more could have happened in those few minutes! Did you freak out when you woke or did you like it?
JACKxRAWR 22
I suppose it wouldn't be an FML if she liked it...
FindingYujin 26
It's possible to like the situation afterwards; where the FML is initially the fact that she's embarrassed of falling asleep on someone, but the outcome was desirable. Hope that made some sense. English is my second language!
Ambient25 25
And it's my 3rd....but I still don't get why you asked the question. Obviously she didn't like it....
FindingYujin 26
Just because of circumstantial evidence, one can't always assume. I ask because maybe the Op will see and answer. Why else?
FindingYujin 26
Also, English is not my second language anyway, but it is a secondary language thus I say it is my second language. I don't see much point stating whether a language is your third or fourth.
mr_sarcastic416 29
#41 your English is better than many from "English speaking" countries, be proud
WandaX 16
Lmao YDI for falling asleep!
Dracoboxer357 36
19- Maybe it's just me, but no one deserves to be pawwed at just because they were unconscious. Despite what you msy have heard, Silence isn't Consent. ;p
TheDrifter 24
If she doesn't say no you're good to go?
marcranger 29
Just so you know, 56, the similar principle of "if he's dead, he can't call the cops" has only had mixed results in my dating life.
Good_old_Grim 8
Maybe its just me, but nobody deserves to be snuggled up by a stranger just for going to see a movie. Falling asleep is no excuse for harrassing someone like that.
Kostella 5
Soft Kitty lol
Powerfull_fml 8
Perhaps he was trying to wake you up nicely? What should he do, push your head away or start yelling for you to take your head off him?
drewflav 17
Or threaten to sue her for encroaching upon his seat that he paid dearly for? Haha!
The_Water_Ninja 9
apparently, some people doesn't understand Noor's humor :(
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
This is a very creepy situation, OP. You are very lucky thay he didn't do anything more than caressing your hair.