Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
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Petrov1989 0
Look on the bright side, at least you'll get to meet Dr. House because of it.
Paleshadeofblue 0
It happens if youre just a little allergic to something you eat before you exercise. It's common so don't feel bad and tell anyone who says anything to get ******
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Comments (23)
AvengingAngelx 20
Hehe. At least you have an excuse to not exercise.
DaniealThePope 18
If I were the doctor I would of been like " now don't you do any exercise, to cure this I prescribe you a 9 daily does of Netflix, a comfortable bed and a pizza button.