Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
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Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I realized after I had already left my house that my skirt was inside out and backwards. I’d been walking around like that for two hours before a stranger in a supermarket politely told me. The worst part? I still had to finish my grocery shopping. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
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jessica777 0
damn you, girl-in-the-yellow-shirt!
Noxic 0
It's common sense that you should check yourself after using the bathroom, especially if you're in a skirt and "ugly undies".
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Comments (31)
gntfmlingnow 12
when you party naked
mlgreco 6
she was probally being polite and didn't point it out because it might embarise you.
redheadedgamer 0
You're welcome
ReaperUSMC11 5
Sure blame the girl in the yellow shirt. Typical stuck up California girl, everything in life is handed to you do you place yourself over others with your sense of self entitlement
BronzeShoe 11
The same thing happened to me at a crowded airport. It's pretty embarrassing, but you only have yourself to blame... you get over it after a few months, but I know that feel bro.
Alex08040214 7
Im sorry i didnt want to embarrass you
efoxyloxy14 6
Sorry I couldnt help but laugh
JocelynKaulitz 28
Couldn't you feel a breeze?
KaijuKabuki 8
for some reason I kept reading "sweater" instead of underwear...I was super confused.