Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
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Top comments
inkdeath87 18
And this is why makeup was invented.
zBLAKEz 23
This is why I find make up so deceiving. It's so powerful that drag queens get mistaken for actual women.
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Comments (171)
JVIarijke 24
So you are an illusion. I think you went a little too far with the make-up.
Gho5tk3y 17
On the plus side op, at least you know you have great makeup skills, maybe you should think about going pro and doing it for others.
pisoi 17
Maybe they are just teasing you
johnpaisley 6
Hay your lucky if your a guy your f*cked for life girls you got make up
EvilLittleMan 23
If that's in the daylight, imagine what occurs with the lights off but sadly, those tools won't find out.
CarouselHeart 11
YLS. If you want to wear makeup, that's fine. If you don't want to wear it, that's fine too. Don't let those shallow assholes upset you.
gAt_d 26
I think a girl that's wears no makeup is way more beautiful! Be confident!
tvwrestler98 14
You probably always ask for them to compliment you anyway.
buckdharma 38
...Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
showmeyourears 19
Who is it for?
perdix 31
You must be one smokin' hot Juggalo! It's probably off-putting to see you without your ICP get-up.
puppie406 23
Such faygo. Very clown. HoNk.
worldclassrager 41
Marilyn Manson might also fit...