By Manstobe92 - 16/11/2009 07:32 - United States

Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 652
You deserved it 40 219

Same thing different taste

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tiny_cactus 0

At that point, you might as well have just had your way with the daughter. Your relationship with her dad is pretty irreparable.

Should of said...thats how hard i'm gonna HIT THAT and drove off full speed.

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Sounds like dad was just trying to create a reason to kick your ass. And he succeeded, with your help.

DragonitePaladin 6

I like your sense of irony ;) funny stuff.

The kicker here is the contrapositive. For those of you who don't know what that is (if you do know you can skip to the bottom), it's a priciple of logic that states that when given the proposition "If p, then q." it follows that "If not q, then not p." In this case, p is the dad being able to trust the OP with his daughter, and q is being able to trust him with his car. Basically, the OP got screwed by logic and therefore will not get screwed by his date.

Get off this site. There is no need for your "smarty-pants" talk while trying to be funny. And if you ARE trying to sound smart then at least spell "principle" right.

I love it nicely put that is one hell of a proof. but you forgot the QED at the end and the little black box

Or less formally one might take the tack that since he hit the post he WILL be hitting it with his date.

so I guess that means she's pregnant now?

Aw, I'm sorry dude. Don't listen to the people telling you you deserved it. After all, you told him you didn't want to take the car, and no doubt the pushiness would make a person nervous. FYL

bugmenotmofo 34

how the f do you drive into a mailbox? Are you f'ing blind?

Honestly, you can have more than one kid, & I never want to have a daughter, but a car is valuable.

I'm sorry but her dad is crazy! A daughter can be replaced.