Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband presented me with a DNA test proving that our newborn daughter isn't his. Confused, I got her tested again. She's not a match to me either. FML
Today, after a dangerous and painful emergency caesarean, I received an SMS from a guy I turned down for a date, saying he was crying and so excited to meet 'our' baby. I've barely even shaken hands with this guy. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than the baby's actual father. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Well if that's what it takes to prove to him it's his, I'd say do it. It's hard being a single mom.
steve31789 8
Well unless you gave him a reason to think otherwise, guy sounds pretty immature. If you can have sex you should know the consequences of it also
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Comments (201)
Fuhkyoo 17
well if it comes out looking like a douchebag hes definitely the father
hamusta 13
You honestly expect your ex to be happy about becoming a father without having a say in it?
PWhitlee 4
I'm pretty sure when he had sex with her, he was fully aware that accidents happen and sometimes, children are those accidents. So he lost his say in it when he made the decision to have sex, just as she did, most unfortunately for both parties involved. I don't know where society gets this idea that if a woman gets pregnant by accident, she must have done something wrong; it takes two to tango, dude.
kingdomgirl94 29
So poor people shouldn't ever have sex? Great logic there. Honestly, like I said, its better to pay for now and get your money back in the event that its not his kid. I'd rather spend money on a kid and get it back later than stupidly spend extra money because I'm too suspicious and impatient to wait until later.
Xotoolyxo 16
What a jerk, congrats though OP(:
jackycat 17
I've had two friends have a similar situation happen too. The female friend, her ex behaved just like this refused to have anything to do with her or the baby until there was a DNA test. She wouldn't even discuss it with him, so he eventually stopped responding after telling her the next time he wanted to hear from her was when she'd set up the test time or had a time free for him to sent up the test. The male friend, most devoted soon to be father ever. Made it to all the appointments, worked extra hours to help pay for baby stuff, and stayed with her most nights for the first two months to take turns with the baby. Right after the first birthday some other guy comes in claiming that is really his daughter. When the DNA tests came back on both my friends baby's neither guy was really the father. Female friend, the real father is a one night stand that gave her fake info and she also believed you couldn't get pregnant after one time. Male friend, the girl started sleeping with the other guy (who looks kind of like him) to get pregnant and force him back in her life. Has my male friend seen a dime of the money back? No. Is my other friends ex out thousands of dollars? No. Moral: DNA tests are a very reasonable request. Also, one night stands are rather risky.
DestinyNiya 33
Watch the movie 'knocked up'
itooamscrewed 10
He doesn't want to be a part of the kid's life. You made your choice, now live with it. Harassing him isn't going to make him fall back in love with you.
limabeans101029 21
I doubt this is about making him fall back in love with her, it seems more like it's about getting him to be involved with the child. A DNA test is a perfectly reasonable request but if it turns out the child is his, he should at least make an effort to be a part of its life. Plus I'd hardly call sending a text "harassing him".
awilso13 8
Respect ✊@enmayamato
PWhitlee 4
I'd give him the DNA test, since that's a reasonable request, but just keep this in mind for future reference. Don't get me wrong; asking is totally reasonable, but if at some later date he wants back in to your life, think about why he's an ex before you jump at the idea. Good luck, and congratulations, OP. =)
Meanmommy02 11
I had a quite similar situation my son will be two still no sperm donor or child support DNA doesn't mean he will be the daddy or pay up