Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML
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Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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identikit 0
You know they probably would have let you use the pump first if you asked.
thatsucked64 0
at least they're small tanks.
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Comments (25)
omgzdude 0
they're just motorists! they won't hurt you!
futuremarine5 4
I wouldn't put your money on it
Notastalker 0
YDI for calling it a petrol pump, you sad Aryan German.
RyanKaufman 7
#15 You sad stalker in denial And also, I've had this happen to me almost, except I saw they all went into the gas station and I went over to one about a mile down, when I went back past the gas station they were in they were only half way done and there was like 15 of them.
Compass 0
That was very polite of you, but they could have passed you like anyone else. Do you pull over for motorcycles or all vehicles in general?
kppadgett 0
serves you rightfor living in a socialist country. I can only imagine your one of the Jack asses who was rioting last time I was in France.
hypnos_fml 0
why would you pull over with less than a kilometer to your destination, I pull over for bikes myself because I drive one to and it's nice but with only a km I'm sure they wouldn't have minded
jaytee1994 9
who pulls over when your driving down the road to let motorcycles pass!? is it just me or is tht just plain weird?
jennifernorvell 7
Why let them pass ? **** them
agentx52 13
Is it a law there that you have to pull over for motorcyclists? If the answer is no, you deserve it.
Perry85 42
I would of asked if you could fill up. Most bikers are nice despite the "hardcore asshole" stereotypes. If you asked nicely I'm sure one would of let you go before them so you wouldn't of had to wait for 35 bikers.
jazzmin1997 16
You just wanted to be nice... Someday you'll get a reward for that :)