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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By howrude - 11/09/2009 11:57 - Canada

Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML

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By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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Where d'you go?!

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all 3 of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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You forgetting something?

By Anonymous - 22/05/2022 20:00 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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By unappreciated - 25/06/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out to dinner for my birthday. She gave me a gift after I paid the tab saying, "my mom thought you would like this - it was expensive." It was a lovely set of origami paper, which was the exact set I brought her as a souvenir from Japan. She was right, it was expensive. FML

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Saturday 15 January 2011 19:35

I woulda got up and left them there with the check. That's so rude. Get some new friends and don't be such a pushover.

rockyraccoon28 8

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:35

should've said "frick no, I'm not paying."

Comments

key_2010 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:41

Thats when you say, "Hey, I have to use the restroom" and sneak out! lol But Seriously, I hope you didn't really pay.

Alexxx125 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:41

bitches

Absocold 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:42

What the hell kind of friends are those?

xMafia 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:43

Pay, and you're a bitch. Don't pay, and you're a Jew.

nivekcizia123 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:49

Be a racist, and you're an ass-licking ignorant douchebag

xMafia 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:56

Actually, I just think the word 'jew' is funny. And I'm not racist. I'm stereotypical.

xMafia 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:58

Actually, I just think the word 'jew' is funny. And I'm not racist. I'm stereotypical.

Drummerboy1234 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:16

ha! comment moderated you troll

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:49

Well happy birthday!(:

mintcar 9

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:49

You actually paid? Should've just got up and left. Sucky friends you've got there, brah.

mike3775 35

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:53

I would have dropped my share on a table and a little extra for the tip, gotten up and left, then never spoke to them again

Deabells 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 6:17

I agree,if I go out w/my friends, we pay only for ourselves and if its a birthday,we don't expect whoever's birthday it is to pay,u should have given the waitress or waiter the money to cover ur meal&left.