Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Kkkiana 7
Creepy!
cr3ativity 15
Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments
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Comments (177)
Meesersuperman1 4
Well I don't know how you wouldn't wake up from that. Are you sure you had a bra on?
buckdharma 38
It is not there, it is not here Where the hell is my brazier Not on the stairs, not in the chair I cannot find it anywhere You foolish girl, while you were sleeping Thing 1 and thing 2 came in a creeping They unjigged the jigglies, took pics of the piggies Starred without blinking, then escaped with the giglies
DanielleinDC 34
"Brassiere"
herpderp1234 17
You just made my day
cuponoodles34 10
He probably watched you sleep O..O But taking off ur bra Is a whole bother level of creepy.. I bet he has some shrine dedicated to you make sure you aren't missing hair :o maybe he nicked that too
cartedor 18
Sounds like your bro and his mate had a dare going on to see if they could steal them without washing you up. Tom Cruise, you can go suck it.
thatsabiggun 11
if she took it off by herself, youd think shed be able to find it. i assuming her bro and his friend were in a diff room and its kind of hard to throw something into a whole different room, all while sleeping...
Elmoo_fml 16
Haha when I read this I checked whether I still had my bra on straight away!
Lct1196 31
I BET YOUR BROTHER DID IT
The_F3rris 11
I cant believe you slept through someone taking off your bra.
Vicanlp 10
That's sexual assault. Your brother's friend is a dick. Tell your parents and his, and get his ass in so much trouble he won't even be able to go to the bathroom without permission. If you do nothing, he's going to think it's completely within his rights to take a girl's clothes off just because he happens to feel like it.
the_poolboy 10
Hide yo bras, hide yo panties, hide yo socks, cause the undie ninjas be stealin erythang up in here....