Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Top comments
Kkkiana 7
Creepy!
cr3ativity 15
Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments
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Comments (177)
Catkam623 27
The ninjaperv strikes again
uhhSavage 22
Don't flatter yourself. :P
ChloeC926 9
Thats rlly creepy
Homer1975 14
did u check anyelse lost, lol
MyReinvention55 7
Lock that door girl lol
pl18 10
So now its not just our socks disappearing in the middle of the night...damn those sneaky gnomes
PunkySpunky78 15
The posters you have no idea how weird it is to think it is safe to go to sleep and wake up with either no bra or no clothes or someguy raping and holding you down or mouth raping you or oraling raping you
herpderp1234 17
'Orally raping' aka oral sex is the exact same thing as 'mouth raping' ya doof.
raphael1123 13
I wonder where your virginity went.
insaneDONUTZ 15
maybe he thought you were too warm and decided to take it off you?
molzipan 16
Admittedly I read this FML like a Dr. Seuss story.