Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really...

By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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splat_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:11

Probably only increased your chances with that dude. Unless your legs were hairy. Or lack knee caps. No good.

driscoll1985 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:05

I wish I was that guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

sheena_bandy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:30

lol I've lost my bra in the dressing room before. I was trying on bras and I took off the last possible bra, put on my t-shirt, and walked out to see lots of people staring at me. I'm a DDD cup.

RaquelRox2299 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 6:06

Fyl

The_Decider 8

Monday 21 January 2013 22:08

Ddd=fat...

blland 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:32

#21 - this IS an epic fail!

DieselGirl 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:47

and this is why you always check to make sure you have all your clothes on, i have done this, but luckily it was jus out my front door, then i got a chill and realized i was missing my pants. FYL deffinatly!!!

SparticusRox 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:52

I liked it.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:56

So I take it your not a fan of foreplay? or first dates?

blond13gurl13 0

Friday 15 May 2009 13:57

ok guys, yes it is possible. if you're thinking about something else, absent-mindedness can make you forget a lot of things. i've almost walked out of a changing room without a shirt on many times, it's really not that hard to forget if you're thinking about something else.

Seti_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 14:25

How does this even happen? I mean really.

Consequences 0

Friday 15 May 2009 14:28

Well, usually us males can't tell when a woman is interested (we only think they are when they aren't). You left him without a single question about it.