Miscellaneous: Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river....

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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Bellyflop

By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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JazzSpazz 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:40

That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.

girlygirl666 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:45

So, was he impressed?

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SweetTea90 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:22

Wow. That was really dumb to do. I would of showed him my boobs or get off the dam and go swimming in the river itself.... Wait, I do that now just go swimming in a river not jumping off dams and getting my face messed up.

honeyishrnkdakid 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:29

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn!!!! Yes you deserved but FYL! damn damn damn damn damn dammmmmnnnnnnn. That's all I can keep saying. Out loud to myself. That's just f'ed.

U_idiot 1

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:47

Please tell me there's a video of this... Hilarious!

penguinlord 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:07

That's painful just to read

livexlaughxlove1 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:29

YDI for being stupid. FYL cause that probably hurts like a bitch

so1337 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:54

It sounds like you have a multi-million dollar lawsuit here. Sue the crap out of whatever municipality owns the lake.

SweetTea90 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:14

HOW? She is the one who tried to impress a guy jumped down wrong and well messed up her face. Thats a dumb thing to post.

haxromana 2

Monday 6 July 2009 0:12

Lesson learned, yes? Don't swim in reservoirs. Don't jump off dams or anything else that doesn't go more or less straight down - that is, avoid jumping off things that are positioned in such a way that you'll scrape your face off if you don't get enough distance on your jump. Don't do flips. Don't ever try to do anything cool if someone you like is there, as it will assuredly end in injury.