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By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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By Mike - 29/06/2021 02:01

Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML

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By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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By stranded - 19/05/2011 11:46 - United States

Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By 303 - 05/07/2012 20:24 - United States - Houston

Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML

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By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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By DQB - 24/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Sunday 22 March 2015 16:10

If you call a tow truck, they usually have extra gas with them in case of emergency.

feven 32

Sunday 22 March 2015 16:14

Time to call the tow truck

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Tarlachia 33

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:28

You were not meant to get lunch. Go home.

mcamilli 14

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:46

Tow truck?

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 22 March 2015 18:55

Sounds like you pushed the van back in time to the gas shortages of the 70s.

varunet2004 11

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:42

Shit happens... Deal wid it

Gillett 23

Sunday 22 March 2015 19:50

Better call AAA.

doublechk 3

Sunday 22 March 2015 20:00

Fuel is for diesel engines. Hope you put gas in instead. Or else you would really be screwed

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:28

Fuel can refer to many things, gasoline, diesel, LPG or even food.

doublechk 3

Sunday 22 March 2015 22:24

When it comes to engines (fuel) is for Diesel engines.

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Monday 23 March 2015 4:27

Three letters: AAA it's definitely saved me on more than one occasion

kristergirl 13

Monday 23 March 2015 5:11

irony

pabj208 23

Monday 23 March 2015 8:44

EXCELLENT user name!

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