Miscellaneous: Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting...

By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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Creeped out

By bezoar10 - 04/04/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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Yimpish 15

Monday 11 January 2016 14:25

You should respond in the deepest voice you can muster, "Great how about you?"

Railroader 16

Monday 11 January 2016 14:22

I get confused with Sasquatch all the time so don't worry about it.

Comments

trucha 10

Tuesday 12 January 2016 12:22

Haha that sucks! I have never been mistaken for a for a female. Maybe it's time you "man up" your appearance ? We judge by looks everyday....if you say you do not your lying.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 12 January 2016 14:15

Thats why man buns are no so great these days. Get rid of that man bun.

PharmacyJoe 13

Wednesday 13 January 2016 22:22

This happens to me every freaking time I go out with my wife somewhere. I grow my hair out to donate it, and so I don't have a "typical" male hairstyle. As such, everyone asks me "How are you doing today Miss/What can I get you ladies tonight?" It can be pretty aggravating.

shonic 16

Sunday 17 January 2016 16:40

this happens to me all the time. but I donate it to locks of love. it's worth it.

The51stBoss 7

Monday 18 January 2016 5:14

Bruh, I have 2+ feet long hair. I'm 16 and I started growing it out before I was a teenager. I used to get that all the time (and still do from time to time).