Health: Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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Morningstar1231 0

Friday 25 March 2016 16:24

My guess is it wasn't food poisoning at all. Remember your body hasn't had solid foods in a WEEK. Of course your stomach would reject such a meal.

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