Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
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thrillhouse100 0
ouw that sucks
rllrgrl 0
food poisioning sucks!
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Morningstar1231 0
My guess is it wasn't food poisoning at all. Remember your body hasn't had solid foods in a WEEK. Of course your stomach would reject such a meal.
DLBL 23
So, it certainly could never be that your stomach flu was not over yet. Of COURSE it was food poisoning. eye roll.